Monthly Archives: July 2009

say hello to hector for me, part four

Months ago, I was invited to a pool party—at a hotel in Times Square—for Spring Break ’09, baby! It was upscale in that fourteen-dollar-passion-fruit-martini-served-with-a-‘tude sort of way and trashy in that end-up-with-a-stranger’s-penis-in-your-hand-in-a-swimming-pool sort of way. I brought my grad school … Continue reading

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no more dildos in the bathroom, part three

me: OMG, so i think my bro stole my porn! Charlie: stole? me: i have a few magazines that i never use because magazines do nothing for me but the other day i was just so fucking tired and lazy … Continue reading

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