Monthly Archives: April 2014

Bowel Liberation Movement

Posted on April 18, 2014 by indefenseofgettingoff

IT’S A JUNGLE OUT THERE April 13th, 2014 Genie: Today is the one-year anniversary of my commencing internet dating. Andrew: Happy Anniversary! Genie: Ha, my spoils of the year haven’t amounted to much By any definition of dating success Andrew: … Continue reading →

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Tired of Sex

Posted on April 14, 2014 by indefenseofgettingoff

As per the Weezer song, I’m tired of sex. Or at least online dating. Today marks the one-year anniversary of my first sexual encounter since my series of surgeries! What have I learned during my year of healing and exploration? … Continue reading →

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Short Stories: Period Piece 2

Posted on April 8, 2014 by indefenseofgettingoff

SHORT STORIES: PERIOD PIECE 2   THE FLOOD (Spring 2006) Before I had a menstrual cup, my period was a natural disaster, Old Testament style. Genie: i woke up in a pool of period blood Mark: nice, thats wonderful Mark: … Continue reading →

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Short Stories: Am I a Real Person?

Posted on April 7, 2014 by indefenseofgettingoff

SHORT STORIES: AM I A REAL PERSON? Sometimes I wonder whether I’m a real person. These are those times.   RUBBING HOLES Tonight I was wandering around my apartment aimlessly. Thinking. Thinking. I think I can. Non-sexually touch myself through … Continue reading →

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Short Stories: Period Piece 1

Posted on April 1, 2014 by indefenseofgettingoff

SHORT STORIES: PERIOD PIECE 1   LOST IN VAGINA (Spring 2012) You know how in every hs health class one cautious teenage girl asks on behalf of a roomful of careless teenage girls whether it is possible to lose something … Continue reading →

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