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Short Stories: Period Piece 1

SHORT STORIES: PERIOD PIECE 1   LOST IN VAGINA (Spring 2012) You know how in every hs health class one cautious teenage girl asks on behalf of a roomful of careless teenage girls whether it is possible to lose something … Continue reading

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Mangina

MANGINA (February 2012)   At approximately 2pm on a Friday afternoon, I received a puzzling text message from Davey with some sort of media attachment. Couldn’t make out exactly what it was from the thumbnail, but I knew better than … Continue reading

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Special Now?

SPECIAL NOW? (October 2011) When I texted Davey to sow the seed for our ensuing encounter, I was very specific about our going out in public together. Me: You free tomorrow night? Davey: I have an early dinner with mom. … Continue reading

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Twitter Dick

TWITTER DICK (OCTOBER 2011)   If I were a character in Home Alone, I would be referred to as “les incompetents.” There’s no way my tiny body can handle his huge cock. Organ-crushing cannot even begin to describe it. We … Continue reading

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Parts Intact

Parts Intact (October, 2011) When I was home, briefly, for a long weekend in October, I booked my fuck dates very carefully according to penis size. To ensure I could fit in as many guys as possible (literally, but not … Continue reading

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Penis Lineup

PENIS LINEUP (August 2011) Me: Last night I slept with Clyde McManus. I suppose that is the quintessential NYC nightlife experience? Paul: Doesn’t count unless you checked in on Foursquare. But omg why did you do that? Me: Ha ha, … Continue reading

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Pool Party

POOL PARTY (August 2011) Literally impossible to go to the (ironically named) Grace Hotel and not get fingered. Just so slippery…. Whoopsies! Hey, kids, get stoked! “Pool party, baby, it was a cool party, cool pool party la la la … Continue reading

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Frigid Vagina

FRIGID VAGINA (August 2011) I ignored Davey of moral outrage fame indefinitely, assuming he knew why. Davey: Why the cold shoulder? Me: You mean the frigid vagina? Davey: I wasn’t commenting on the temperature of your vagina. Sent him the … Continue reading

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Who Wants to Fuck a Small Town Girl?

Who Wants to Fuck a Small Town Girl? (August 2011) When I told my de facto, grad school thesis advisor I wanted to go to med school, she questioned, “Are you suuuure? Do you know what getting no sleep is … Continue reading

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In Exile

Let’s play a little catch up. Sure, I’ve been on blog hiatus for 2 ½ years. Before my past year of medical misery, I was getting fucked, despite my best efforts not to. Seriously guys, I tried not to have … Continue reading

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