Monthly Archives: December 2008

girls who love cock and lick pussy

years ago, i went to a small liberal arts college, inhabited by “free thinkers,” where atheism, communism and free love reigned. everyone knew everyone, there was no police presence, calls for help were routine because there were no real consequences … Continue reading

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say hello to hector for me, part three

After getting off, I spent the next hour or so researching this fictitious Hector character. I googled the line, googled things like the more specific “Hector Bang Bus” and more general “Hector porn,” searched my porno folder for ideas, and … Continue reading

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say hello to hector for me, part two

The cab ride home was disappointing. As we waited for the cab, I had to go out of my way to to lean on him so he would take the hint and wrap his arm around me. It wasn’t that … Continue reading

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say hello to hector for me, part one

I wish I could explain this away with a simple and exhaustive explanation like, “I was horny and he was there,” or even, “I liked him.” But, no. I was not horny. In fact, I was especially unhorny. The previous … Continue reading

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anything fuckable, part three

G: ryan! R: Hey. G: how is ryan? R: I’m good. You? Back at school? G: i am R: Nice. Loving it? G: sitting in my double single where my hands are so cold that i can’t get off without … Continue reading

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anything fuckable, part two

Everyone gets desperate sometimes. And who am I┬áto be ashamed. After all, he should be the one to be embarrassed, skipping out on his manly duties. Maybe it is manly to smack a girl with your cock, but I’m pretty … Continue reading

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anything fuckable, part one

Second semester freshman year suddenly I had no friends, a single room, and I discovered internet porn. This was back in the day when you actually had to download your porn, and download a lot because there were no thumbnails … Continue reading

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batteries and bong water

When I was in college, the gay guy whom I was dating broke my bowl and never repaid me so I constructed this really ghetto bowl out of a water bottle. It was filled with water to make the chamber … Continue reading

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Gossip Girl Blue Balls

That Gossip Girl episode with Blair masturbating, as in, the best episode ever of the greatest show of our time. http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/10/gossip_girl_leaves_us_waiting.html Here is a compiled list of that which nymag’s gossip girl recap commented on regarding the Chuck and Blair … Continue reading

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