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Early Exit

Early Exit (February 13th, 2014) Well, holy fuck. My life has regressed to high school. Tonight I had my third tinder hook up. I’d have to rate the entire trilogy as “a step below masturbation.” It was our second date. … Continue reading

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It’s a Flop

It’s a Flop (January 26th, 2014) I’d rather get off to porn than a real, live limp penis. That is the important life lesson I learned Friday night. It was my third date with Arun. Date #1 we had copious … Continue reading

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