charlie: http://theperfectphallus.blogspot.com/ im a fan

genie: cool, i’ll check it out

i had girl sex the other night

charlie: haha so i (sort of) heard

how was it?

genie: good except for the lack of cock

charlie: hahaha

i mean

genie: i should have expected that?

charlie: well no

i was going to say

does that mean youd rather have a hard cock in you vs like some chick that really knows what shes doing oral and finger-wise

i suppose obviously it does

genie: i think it’s a misconception that girls are better

charlie: yeah

but im saying assuming she was

genie: if you were to compare a girl who was amazing with a guy who sucked, i suppose i would choose the girl

charlie: right right

genie: but half of sex is mechanical and the other half attraction-based arousal

charlie: yeah exactly

and the point is you cant get that second half as much without a D

genie: like i’ve hooked up with guys who have sucked but i’m so attracted to them that i am disproportionately aroused

charlie: yeah

genie: also the problem is that i don’t like getting eaten out that much

charlie: ah

genie: i mean, i like it, but i feel like it is preparation for sex, it makes me need the guy more. so it is like thanks for the arousal, now where is the cock.

charlie: right got it

you know

its refreshing that you care so much about the cock

bc

i feel like a lot of girls sort of dont have much appreciation for the actual cock

straight though they are

genie: with my last boyfriend, i would make him play with himself while he was eating me out because i needed the visuals (also, then he was conveniently super hard once i needed him, which increased my anticipation)

ha ha, well i’m pleased to make cocks feel appreciated

charlie: hahaha

well the reason that i love the blog i just sent you

is because the detail with which the author talks about the various penises is absolutely incredible

genie: ooh, i like that

charlie: i havent read anything like it

and its like

exactly in line with my complete obsession with everything about dicks ha

genie: my main problem writing is that i’m not so good with the descriptors

charlie: well this blog is extremely technical about it

with all sorts of jargon

but yet its extremely hot, IMO at least

genie: jargon, wow, i didn’t know there was penis jargon

so the other thing about girl sex

charlie: this may be my favorite entry that ive read thus far http://theperfectphallus.blogspot.com/2007/01/ancient-phallus.html

genie: is that i used to think i wasn’t even bi because i hated the smell of pussy, it made me want to vomit. everyone would try to explain to me how even guys don’t like it, it’s just part of it and they learn to like it because it smells like sex. but i couldn’t accept their claim because obv there are downsides of giving blowjobs too, like gagging on cock isn’t exactly hot and balls don’t smell like candy, but i love cock so i can get over that.

but now i am over the pussy smell, i like it.

so i can no longer use that as my rationalization for not even qualifying as bi

charlie: hahaha

well

i feel like it depends what you mean by bi

i mean its not really even worth it to worry about that label

you like chicks __ much

genie: well, on a scale from masturbation to guy sex, i would give girl sex a 5

and i would give gross guy sex a score below masturbation

i think i am hooking up with girl again later this week

charlie: why?

genie: i wonder about shaving etiquette with girls, and if it is different than it is with guys

what is the “why?” referring to?

charlie: well i was just saying if you would rather hook up with a guy, why not just expend your efforts finding one of those, instead of hooking up with this girl again

and i have no idea about the shaving… but i dont see why girls would like pussy to be hairier

genie: ha ha, because girls know what a pain it is to shave and would maybe think less of someone who favors looks and cultural acceptance over vag pleasure

hmm, good point

well, i really like the idea of hooking up with girls

even if it is somewhat of a disappointment in reality

also, i feel like girl sex could never really be bad, it could just be not so good

but guy sex is more polarized

charlie: right ok that makes sense

genie: and girls are so much nicer

charlie: haha

genie: and will do anything you want and be complimentary

and spend an infinite amount of time

and actually want to see you be pleased, because they can relate

i know this sounds really mushy for me

charlie: i mean there are guys like that

well, besides the relating part

but yes they are much fewer and far between

i think your answer is obviously threesomes

haha

genie: a girl-guy threesome surprisingly isn’t that appealing to me

partially because i think of it in that gross, porno machismo way

partially because i think i feel the way about girls that you do about boyscout camp porn

part of the fantasy comes from the impossible

i like the idea of having a friend to get off with

but that could obv never happen

it is that innocence thing

charlie: yeah

genie: with the first girl i hooked up with it was a little hotter because it was scary, it was her first time too, but at the same time it was awkward because we were both weird about it

with this girl, who is emphatic about being a lesbian, it was better in that there was nothing to be uncomfortable about, because i almost can’t be uncomfortable if it is nothing to the other person

charlie: right

yeah see im not experienced enough to be able to isolate the effect of being nervous/uncomfortable and the impact it has on the hook up

genie: but there was like no excitement either, except for the obvious kind, it was just like okay now let’s take off our clothes as per sexual protocol, not like let’s see how far we can take this and test the other person’s limits and our own too

charlie: ah the lack of sexual excitement is huge

also you probably pretty much knew exactly what you were going to do which further takes away from the sexual excitement

genie: the only thing i was at all tentative about with this girl was the conversation about toys, like i think it is almost more insulting—albeit, more traditionally acceptable—to pull out toys in front of a girl, because it is like “look at what you can’t do for me.” but maybe only i feel that way because really girls can’t do it for me.

yeah, but with guys don’t i know what i’m going to do too?

i feel like what has taken the fun out of hooking up with guys is

charlie: true

genie: when i was younger there was that phase when i couldn’t tell how much i was getting. i didn’t know whether i was getting sex or just getting a dick in my mouth. i miss that bj phase. i want it back.

but i don’t want to have to forgo sex to get it.

charlie: but all the interest in a hook up comes from the little diversions and offshoots you find yourself in as a result of the peculiarities of that person and what turns them on when thats mixed with your own peculiarities

haha yeah i know what you mean, well im still in that phase, being a V and everything

genie: i also miss the blowjob phase because of my obsession with cum

charlie: haha

genie: when you blow someone you can pretend the cum is an accident

like you can pretend you aren’t even into it

it has to go somewhere

charlie: its funny because watching straight porn you forget that like most guys dont pull out and cum on the girl’s face

when theyre fucking her

genie: ha ha ha

yeah, what a shame

i mean, i’m not into the face thing, but what a shame everything about random straight sex is: the presence of condoms, the lack of cum

charlie: right yeah

genie: i suppose the benefits of fucking girls include the lack of latex smell

i felt like this girl’s body was especially hard to read

her clit was so small and i could barely get fingers inside her and her vag barely contracted

she didn’t get that wet

charlie: jeez

genie: i feel like a big part of what i enjoy sexually is feeling the progression of a partner’s arousal, like i prefer guys whose cocks twitch a lot, etc

charlie: yes i definitely agree

(one of the reasons i like precum)

genie: and this is going to sound so hetero, but it was a big disappointment that she didn’t ask me to put stuff in her, she didn’t seem to want or need fingers and, as i said, i could barely get them in her

i really just want girls who need to be pounded by fingers, toys, etc

charlie: yes

genie: sex is so about penetration for me and how much a girl can take

charlie: although, i cant really get into toys, for some reason they really do kind of gross me out

genie: damn those stupid lesbians and their distaste for cock

they gross you out?

charlie: probably its due to inexperience with them more than anything else

but for some reason yes there is something that bothers me about things other than actual body parts going inside people

genie: so it isn’t that you are insulted by the idea? or that they seem redundant or inconvenient?

charlie: i guess im more ok with toys that are just like vibrators

genie: hmm, interesting

charlie: not insulted

i think its because i dont like the idea of a human hole being “stretched” by something thats not also human

i have a big problem with gapes

so it is prob related to that

genie: i’m not sure i find other people’s body parts less disgusting than plastic, i just think it is more ridiculous and almost obscene to think about people using toys, because it is more about sex in the biological, need-to-be-pounded sense

gapes freak me out too

now that seems unnatural

charlie: yes

genie: i can’t figure out how people do it

charlie: neither can i

because like

genie: like i can control my muscles tightening, but not loosening

charlie: yeah

and as far as toys, i have no problem with them as separate entities

its just when theyre actually in use

genie: when i think of toys, i think of three-year-olds sticking crayons up their noses

charlie: haha yeah

genie: well, obv you would have no problem with toys if they are separate from people, i mean, things outside of their designated contexts bear little weight

charlie: haha right yeah

genie: sticking things in holes is so fun

charlie: yeah but i guess my view is just that sex should be purely about bodies

genie: the best hole toy i ever had was this ear-solution stuff that my boyfriend got to clean out his ears with

we did it together and it was such a bonding experience

that three-year-old sensation, exploration thing

charlie: solution?

how is a substance a toy haha

genie: “purely about bodies,” that sounds almost romantic, but i do like the idea of “a human hole being stretched by something thats not also human.” it sounds so sci-fi, like alien oozy.

i mean, ear solution isn’t a sex toy, it’s just a fun thing to insert into your body

and it is vaguely erotic

charlie: hmm ok… it didnt sting like hell or something??

i think im just unclear on what youre saying, youre talking about a liquid? or an instrument for deploying a liquid

genie: no, it was like saline solution, something benign. i am a huge q-tip abuser and i love having tongues in my ear. it is only something you could do with a boyfriend.

it is an instrument that squirts liquid into your ear

to clean it out

allegedly

but really it just feels good

charlie: ohh ok

haha thats interesting, i never would have thought to do something like that

but yeah i feel like im not really into the idea of like

genie: my boyfriend was a musician and was obsessed with his ears

and i just like having stuff in my ears

charlie: haha oh!

ohhhhhh!

you did it into your ears

i thought you meant you put it into your vag

genie: ew, no

charlie: i was just like so confused

genie: that would be douching

and i’m not into that

charlie: right

genie: because that ruins the ph balance of your vag

charlie: yeah

genie: and makes you smell like flowers

or perfume

and i hate flowers and perfume

charlie: i was so bewildered but didnt want to be an asshole haha

but yes, this makes WAY more sense, that you did it into the intended orifice

genie: and i think i would hate floral, perfumey, pussy scent even more, like i can’t think of a more revolting combination

charlie: ugh yeah

haha

genie: vaginas are so self-cleansing—they are magical

charlie: right yeah

genie: sometimes i use cleaning as an excuse to masturbate

like when i’m on the last day of my period i think, gee, i wonder if i could curtail my period by getting off excessively

charlie: hahaha

does it work

genie: who knows

who cares

charlie: you know

that reminds me

genie: medical science, perhaps

charlie: haha

but yeah about this whole

human vs non human things in holes

and after this i have to go to bed, i got about 5 hrs of sleep in the past 2 nights

but yea so

genie: okay

charlie: have you ever seen anime where the girls get penetrated by like

tentacles from aliens and shit

genie: tentacles?

yeah

charlie: yes

genie: it’s weird

charlie: for some reason i find that really hot

haha

i mean yes it is very weird

genie: but even weirder is i’ve heard there is live-action tentacle porn

charlie: oh man

genie: i mean, i suppose tentacles can bend in ways penises can’t

charlie: ha yeah

genie: very appealing to me, as someone who is a great admirer of fingers

charlie: haha

apparently dolphin penises can bend like that

genie: mmm

i bet they are huge too

but smell like pussy

charlie: but apparently theyll also rip you in half because theyre like 2+ feet long

genie: eww, so you are saying that dolphins have monster cocks

dongzillas, so to speak

charlie: oh i found the site

apparently more like 1 foot, not 2

but it says

genie: you are actually checking out dolphin stats as we speak—amazing

charlie: The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward….

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

genie: ha ha, eww

i wonder if it is customary for dolphins to pull out and cum on faces

charlie: hahaha i bet the sea world trainers teach them how to do that in their spare time

genie: anything for a treat

charlie: hahaha yeah

oh also

i should send you this video

i think its small enough to email

genie: okay

i’ve never successfully e-mailed more than like 5 pictures worth of files at once, but we’ll see

charlie: yeah

its like

black strippers

and its so amazingly erotic

despite me generally not being attracted to black guys

genie: hmm, me neither, i hope it is more erotic than the inthevip guy

i loved that art website you sent me the link to

charlie: toxicboy?

yeah… so fuckin hot

this is definitely erotic in a much more raw way obviously

but like

its amazing how hot the gimmicks they use are

and how incredible they are at moving their bodies

check out that perfect phallus web site too though

genie: cool, so send it to me and get some sleep!

yeah, toxicboy

charlie: its about to go through seems like

anyway yeah, ill ttyl, night

genie: ooh, i feel like i am waiting for a fax

okay, goodnight

charlie: haha faxes

night