charlie: http://theperfectphallus.blogspot.com/ im a fan
genie: cool, i’ll check it out
i had girl sex the other night
charlie: haha so i (sort of) heard
how was it?
genie: good except for the lack of cock
charlie: hahaha
i mean
genie: i should have expected that?
charlie: well no
i was going to say
does that mean youd rather have a hard cock in you vs like some chick that really knows what shes doing oral and finger-wise
i suppose obviously it does
genie: i think it’s a misconception that girls are better
charlie: yeah
but im saying assuming she was
genie: if you were to compare a girl who was amazing with a guy who sucked, i suppose i would choose the girl
charlie: right right
genie: but half of sex is mechanical and the other half attraction-based arousal
charlie: yeah exactly
and the point is you cant get that second half as much without a D
genie: like i’ve hooked up with guys who have sucked but i’m so attracted to them that i am disproportionately aroused
charlie: yeah
genie: also the problem is that i don’t like getting eaten out that much
charlie: ah
genie: i mean, i like it, but i feel like it is preparation for sex, it makes me need the guy more. so it is like thanks for the arousal, now where is the cock.
charlie: right got it
you know
its refreshing that you care so much about the cock
bc
i feel like a lot of girls sort of dont have much appreciation for the actual cock
straight though they are
genie: with my last boyfriend, i would make him play with himself while he was eating me out because i needed the visuals (also, then he was conveniently super hard once i needed him, which increased my anticipation)
ha ha, well i’m pleased to make cocks feel appreciated
charlie: hahaha
well the reason that i love the blog i just sent you
is because the detail with which the author talks about the various penises is absolutely incredible
genie: ooh, i like that
charlie: i havent read anything like it
and its like
exactly in line with my complete obsession with everything about dicks ha
genie: my main problem writing is that i’m not so good with the descriptors
charlie: well this blog is extremely technical about it
with all sorts of jargon
but yet its extremely hot, IMO at least
genie: jargon, wow, i didn’t know there was penis jargon
so the other thing about girl sex
charlie: this may be my favorite entry that ive read thus far http://theperfectphallus.blogspot.com/2007/01/ancient-phallus.html
genie: is that i used to think i wasn’t even bi because i hated the smell of pussy, it made me want to vomit. everyone would try to explain to me how even guys don’t like it, it’s just part of it and they learn to like it because it smells like sex. but i couldn’t accept their claim because obv there are downsides of giving blowjobs too, like gagging on cock isn’t exactly hot and balls don’t smell like candy, but i love cock so i can get over that.
but now i am over the pussy smell, i like it.
so i can no longer use that as my rationalization for not even qualifying as bi
charlie: hahaha
well
i feel like it depends what you mean by bi
i mean its not really even worth it to worry about that label
you like chicks __ much
genie: well, on a scale from masturbation to guy sex, i would give girl sex a 5
and i would give gross guy sex a score below masturbation
i think i am hooking up with girl again later this week
charlie: why?
genie: i wonder about shaving etiquette with girls, and if it is different than it is with guys
what is the “why?” referring to?
charlie: well i was just saying if you would rather hook up with a guy, why not just expend your efforts finding one of those, instead of hooking up with this girl again
and i have no idea about the shaving… but i dont see why girls would like pussy to be hairier
genie: ha ha, because girls know what a pain it is to shave and would maybe think less of someone who favors looks and cultural acceptance over vag pleasure
hmm, good point
well, i really like the idea of hooking up with girls
even if it is somewhat of a disappointment in reality
also, i feel like girl sex could never really be bad, it could just be not so good
but guy sex is more polarized
charlie: right ok that makes sense
genie: and girls are so much nicer
charlie: haha
genie: and will do anything you want and be complimentary
and spend an infinite amount of time
and actually want to see you be pleased, because they can relate
i know this sounds really mushy for me
charlie: i mean there are guys like that
well, besides the relating part
but yes they are much fewer and far between
i think your answer is obviously threesomes
haha
genie: a girl-guy threesome surprisingly isn’t that appealing to me
partially because i think of it in that gross, porno machismo way
partially because i think i feel the way about girls that you do about boyscout camp porn
part of the fantasy comes from the impossible
i like the idea of having a friend to get off with
but that could obv never happen
it is that innocence thing
charlie: yeah
genie: with the first girl i hooked up with it was a little hotter because it was scary, it was her first time too, but at the same time it was awkward because we were both weird about it
with this girl, who is emphatic about being a lesbian, it was better in that there was nothing to be uncomfortable about, because i almost can’t be uncomfortable if it is nothing to the other person
charlie: right
yeah see im not experienced enough to be able to isolate the effect of being nervous/uncomfortable and the impact it has on the hook up
genie: but there was like no excitement either, except for the obvious kind, it was just like okay now let’s take off our clothes as per sexual protocol, not like let’s see how far we can take this and test the other person’s limits and our own too
charlie: ah the lack of sexual excitement is huge
also you probably pretty much knew exactly what you were going to do which further takes away from the sexual excitement
genie: the only thing i was at all tentative about with this girl was the conversation about toys, like i think it is almost more insulting—albeit, more traditionally acceptable—to pull out toys in front of a girl, because it is like “look at what you can’t do for me.” but maybe only i feel that way because really girls can’t do it for me.
yeah, but with guys don’t i know what i’m going to do too?
i feel like what has taken the fun out of hooking up with guys is
charlie: true
genie: when i was younger there was that phase when i couldn’t tell how much i was getting. i didn’t know whether i was getting sex or just getting a dick in my mouth. i miss that bj phase. i want it back.
but i don’t want to have to forgo sex to get it.
charlie: but all the interest in a hook up comes from the little diversions and offshoots you find yourself in as a result of the peculiarities of that person and what turns them on when thats mixed with your own peculiarities
haha yeah i know what you mean, well im still in that phase, being a V and everything
genie: i also miss the blowjob phase because of my obsession with cum
charlie: haha
genie: when you blow someone you can pretend the cum is an accident
like you can pretend you aren’t even into it
it has to go somewhere
charlie: its funny because watching straight porn you forget that like most guys dont pull out and cum on the girl’s face
when theyre fucking her
genie: ha ha ha
yeah, what a shame
i mean, i’m not into the face thing, but what a shame everything about random straight sex is: the presence of condoms, the lack of cum
charlie: right yeah
genie: i suppose the benefits of fucking girls include the lack of latex smell
i felt like this girl’s body was especially hard to read
her clit was so small and i could barely get fingers inside her and her vag barely contracted
she didn’t get that wet
charlie: jeez
genie: i feel like a big part of what i enjoy sexually is feeling the progression of a partner’s arousal, like i prefer guys whose cocks twitch a lot, etc
charlie: yes i definitely agree
(one of the reasons i like precum)
genie: and this is going to sound so hetero, but it was a big disappointment that she didn’t ask me to put stuff in her, she didn’t seem to want or need fingers and, as i said, i could barely get them in her
i really just want girls who need to be pounded by fingers, toys, etc
charlie: yes
genie: sex is so about penetration for me and how much a girl can take
charlie: although, i cant really get into toys, for some reason they really do kind of gross me out
genie: damn those stupid lesbians and their distaste for cock
they gross you out?
charlie: probably its due to inexperience with them more than anything else
but for some reason yes there is something that bothers me about things other than actual body parts going inside people
genie: so it isn’t that you are insulted by the idea? or that they seem redundant or inconvenient?
charlie: i guess im more ok with toys that are just like vibrators
genie: hmm, interesting
charlie: not insulted
i think its because i dont like the idea of a human hole being “stretched” by something thats not also human
i have a big problem with gapes
so it is prob related to that
genie: i’m not sure i find other people’s body parts less disgusting than plastic, i just think it is more ridiculous and almost obscene to think about people using toys, because it is more about sex in the biological, need-to-be-pounded sense
gapes freak me out too
now that seems unnatural
charlie: yes
genie: i can’t figure out how people do it
charlie: neither can i
because like
genie: like i can control my muscles tightening, but not loosening
charlie: yeah
and as far as toys, i have no problem with them as separate entities
its just when theyre actually in use
genie: when i think of toys, i think of three-year-olds sticking crayons up their noses
charlie: haha yeah
genie: well, obv you would have no problem with toys if they are separate from people, i mean, things outside of their designated contexts bear little weight
charlie: haha right yeah
genie: sticking things in holes is so fun
charlie: yeah but i guess my view is just that sex should be purely about bodies
genie: the best hole toy i ever had was this ear-solution stuff that my boyfriend got to clean out his ears with
we did it together and it was such a bonding experience
that three-year-old sensation, exploration thing
charlie: solution?
how is a substance a toy haha
genie: “purely about bodies,” that sounds almost romantic, but i do like the idea of “a human hole being stretched by something thats not also human.” it sounds so sci-fi, like alien oozy.
i mean, ear solution isn’t a sex toy, it’s just a fun thing to insert into your body
and it is vaguely erotic
charlie: hmm ok… it didnt sting like hell or something??
i think im just unclear on what youre saying, youre talking about a liquid? or an instrument for deploying a liquid
genie: no, it was like saline solution, something benign. i am a huge q-tip abuser and i love having tongues in my ear. it is only something you could do with a boyfriend.
it is an instrument that squirts liquid into your ear
to clean it out
allegedly
but really it just feels good
charlie: ohh ok
haha thats interesting, i never would have thought to do something like that
but yeah i feel like im not really into the idea of like
genie: my boyfriend was a musician and was obsessed with his ears
and i just like having stuff in my ears
charlie: haha oh!
ohhhhhh!
you did it into your ears
i thought you meant you put it into your vag
genie: ew, no
charlie: i was just like so confused
genie: that would be douching
and i’m not into that
charlie: right
genie: because that ruins the ph balance of your vag
charlie: yeah
genie: and makes you smell like flowers
or perfume
and i hate flowers and perfume
charlie: i was so bewildered but didnt want to be an asshole haha
but yes, this makes WAY more sense, that you did it into the intended orifice
genie: and i think i would hate floral, perfumey, pussy scent even more, like i can’t think of a more revolting combination
charlie: ugh yeah
haha
genie: vaginas are so self-cleansing—they are magical
charlie: right yeah
genie: sometimes i use cleaning as an excuse to masturbate
like when i’m on the last day of my period i think, gee, i wonder if i could curtail my period by getting off excessively
charlie: hahaha
does it work
genie: who knows
who cares
charlie: you know
that reminds me
genie: medical science, perhaps
charlie: haha
but yeah about this whole
human vs non human things in holes
and after this i have to go to bed, i got about 5 hrs of sleep in the past 2 nights
but yea so
genie: okay
charlie: have you ever seen anime where the girls get penetrated by like
tentacles from aliens and shit
genie: tentacles?
yeah
charlie: yes
genie: it’s weird
charlie: for some reason i find that really hot
haha
i mean yes it is very weird
genie: but even weirder is i’ve heard there is live-action tentacle porn
charlie: oh man
genie: i mean, i suppose tentacles can bend in ways penises can’t
charlie: ha yeah
genie: very appealing to me, as someone who is a great admirer of fingers
charlie: haha
apparently dolphin penises can bend like that
genie: mmm
i bet they are huge too
but smell like pussy
charlie: but apparently theyll also rip you in half because theyre like 2+ feet long
genie: eww, so you are saying that dolphins have monster cocks
dongzillas, so to speak
charlie: oh i found the site
apparently more like 1 foot, not 2
but it says
genie: you are actually checking out dolphin stats as we speak—amazing
charlie: The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward….
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
genie: ha ha, eww
i wonder if it is customary for dolphins to pull out and cum on faces
charlie: hahaha i bet the sea world trainers teach them how to do that in their spare time
genie: anything for a treat
charlie: hahaha yeah
oh also
i should send you this video
i think its small enough to email
genie: okay
i’ve never successfully e-mailed more than like 5 pictures worth of files at once, but we’ll see
charlie: yeah
its like
black strippers
and its so amazingly erotic
despite me generally not being attracted to black guys
genie: hmm, me neither, i hope it is more erotic than the inthevip guy
i loved that art website you sent me the link to
charlie: toxicboy?
yeah… so fuckin hot
this is definitely erotic in a much more raw way obviously
but like
its amazing how hot the gimmicks they use are
and how incredible they are at moving their bodies
check out that perfect phallus web site too though
genie: cool, so send it to me and get some sleep!
yeah, toxicboy
charlie: its about to go through seems like
anyway yeah, ill ttyl, night
genie: ooh, i feel like i am waiting for a fax
okay, goodnight
charlie: haha faxes
night