the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference, part one

me: i think i’m going to be complicit in your accusations of blog verbosity, because i really can’t think of a more fitting title than “the idiosyncrasies of porn preferences” or “the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference”

by the way, it appears that monday is official sex blog viewing day

i get way more hits on mondays than any other day

Charlie: interesting

and, yeah, i mean, you cant really make the title more succinct than that without losing something

like “people like surprising shit” doesnt really capture it

me: ha ha. what about “sometimes i even gross myself out.”

Charlie: hahaha

A conversation prompted by my post “on cum”:

FROM ME:

Dear Charlie,

I hope you get off to my most recent post. Happy New Year’s.

XOXO,

Genie

FROM CHARLIE:

haha, about to read it now. i’ll let you know. my first thought after reading the first sentence, though, is that i’m not a huge fan of cum. like, i don’t really like watching people being cummed on, or gargling around cum in their mouth, or watching cum ooze out of a puss or asshole. i’ve never let anyone cum on me. anyway… maybe this will change my mind. i will say that i got hard just from reading that (few word and pretty tame) description of your gay bf’s D.

p.s. this probably isn’t really your type of porn, but if you want a straight site to look at – http://www.brazzers.com, username_____, pw:_____.

Source: www.brazzers.com

umm… why haven’t we been IMing all these years. we have so much to talk about. _____ on AIM.

FROM ME:

you are a fan of precum and girlcum, but not cum proper? fascinating. i never knew i was into cum until the first time i was cum on. a guy asked if he could do it and i thought, “sure, why not, i am washable.” except the next day i woke up, went to breakfast, looked in the mirror and thought, “did i miss and get toothpaste on my neck? ohhh.” this was at sleep-away camp as a counselor, so i spent an entire half hour pretending to be an adult, telling a table full of children to pass the orange juice, while sitting there with cum on my neck. it is true, i am washable. but you have to be aware, i.e., conscious, of the damage if you are to take care of it. now i am fully equipped with cum towels. thanks for the porn link and password. i’ll check it out. i actually got converted to straight porn after having a boyfriend. i’d hate to lie by promising you by aim friendship, because i haven’t used aim in 2 or 3 years. but perhaps we can be gmail friends. i waste time on gmail all the time. my gmail address is _____@gmail.com.

FROM CHARLIE:

haha…i feel really deprived that i don’t have any summer camp hookups. i mean, assuming you don’t count some games of truth or dare at boy scout camp that never went as far as i wanted them to.

anyway… i’m a fan of cum until it lands, if that makes any sense. the act of ejaculating, and everything that goes with it, is hot, but the actual substance is unappealing to me. i mean, once it’s out and in its resting place, it’s useless. i should say that i’ve only been cummed on once. and now that i think back to it, it was pretty hot, but again, once it was sitting on me, i didn’t really want anything to do with it.

about gay porn, even if you’ve converted away from it, i bet you would love the gay porn site i subscribe to. i’d give you the username and pw, but the site is REALLY sensitive to simultaneous log-ins, and i don’t want my account to get canceled. in any case, the chemistry between the guys on this site is just so fucking hot, like nothing that you see in basically any other porn, let alone straight porn. in fact, my (completely speculative and not based on anything but my own meager experiences) belief is honestly that (assuming it’s possible to compare them) straight sex can just never be as hot as homosexual sex. i mean i know that i’m more gay than straight, so i’m completely biased, but seriously, i have yet to see chemistry between any straight couple that even remotely approaches that between a homosexual couple, in porn or in real life.

anyway, i may be in nyc this weekend, so if i am and you’re around, maybe i can show you the site.

FROM ME:

[nb: I agree that gay/lesbian porn has the potential to be way hotter than straight porn because straight gender dynamics are so played out.]

toxic boy is unbelievably hot and the photos are beautifully shot–agreed. i have to say that you were right about brazzers–not my type of porn. i don’t like abnormally-sized body parts and things that look too staged. natural-looking amateurs are more my thing. which isn’t to say that i want someone who is 30 pounds overweight, which i suppose is the norm in our society, just someone who looks like a person–like me–not plastic. i still appreciate your forwarding the link, however, because it was fascinating getting to look at a porn site from a member’s pov (pun intended, maybe a little).

it was interesting what genres you could search under, and how things were cross- referenced, and how long vids were broken into shorter segments (ingenious) each with its individual thumbnail (which streamlines the decision-making process.) i think “jizz on my jugs” is a hilarious and poetic name. somehow it evokes this stupid book my ex got me called “stuff on cats.” my main problem with the searching by genre thing on brazzers is, since i am interested in more real-looking people, i had to search under “small boobs,” which is ridiculous because a) i have no special attachment to small boobs b) the boobs they labeled “small” weren’t even small. also, i couldn’t search under “small boobs” and “small dicks” at the same time, and i don’t even think there is a “small dicks” category because apparently guys want to see sluts pounded by eight inches. i kind of enjoyed the cheesy plots; they were a bit much even for me. i suppose they bring us back to the gilded age of porn where plots existed and five-minute action clips were embedded, rather than independent.

i am not above watching porn for its comedic merits, but it got boring after a while and to tell you the truth, i fell asleep while watching a video the other night. this is partially due to boredom. contrary to the norm, when i am bored, i really don’t feel like getting off, or i am too lazy to complete it. it’s kind of how i feel about going out on weekends, now: i can go out any and every night of the week so why even bother? likewise, i have an indefinite amount of times during the day when i could potentially get off, so it always seems like, why now?

i think i might actually like this one video entitled “the cock next door.” the girl looks young, cute, and punky. in general, i am into girls that look like teens but aren’t really. also the guy in the vid is reasonably cute and normally the guy is a really big drawback in straight, gross porn. i’m having trouble loading stuff, so i’ll give you better feedback once i figure out how to right click on my mouse and actually download it. she is playing with herself while blowing him, which is cute. i could do without the rough blowjob where he is unappealingly shaking his dick in her mouth and forcing it in, in a way that couldn’t feel good for him and must be horribly unpleasant, both physically and mentally, for her.

there is nothing gayer than boy scout camp (if only in spirit), except for, like, the military. i’m sure you’ve seen many a military and frat house video. while i am not into them, i find them hysterical and artistically ingenious (although they are normally done in an extremely cheesy, studio-produced way.)

about the cum, i’ve had male friends who have told me that they think the substance is a sheer inconvenience and if they could stop their balls from working, they would. the whole process is so divine to me. i have more writing on cum that i will post soon. i guess the distinction you make in your preference is one that delineates egocentonic from egodistonic. to put it in non-psych jargon terms, it is like the difference between swallowing your spit all day and spitting in a cup then drinking out of it. or the difference between someone having hair on his head and your finding a piece of his hair on the headrest of a chair. one is gross and one is not because, despite being the same fundamental substances, they have different meanings in a self vs. other way. once cum is out of someone, it is disconnected from the act and becomes a substance on its own. then you want nothing to do with it because its utility is over and cum as the substance, itself, is not appealing. i like how you say, “once it is out and in its resting place.” that is a vaguely romantic way to put it. even cum has its home, its final destination (before it is slicked on towels, crumpled in tissues, washed down the drain).

some other time, i will extensively explain to you my conversion from gay to straight porn, which at this point is more incidental, based on the mediums by which i acquire porn, than purposeful, based on my actual preference. that said, the serious relationship did influence my taste in porn in various ways, from increasing my interest in the straight dynamic, to allowing me to identify with creampies rather than seeing them as an insult to the proper cumshot. more on all of the topics in this last paragraph later. i must go to sleep.

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