Charlie: have you seen abby winters?
me: who is that?
Charlie: oh man
you’ll love that site
well
you won’t love that there isnt much straight on it
but youll like it
http://www.abbywinters.com/portal/
me: ooh, real women
Charlie: btw i was cracking up at your brazzers critique bc obv its all so true but so funny bc its so rare to hear someone talk about brazzers in an intelligent way
me: i’m actually going lesbian-shopping saturday night
Charlie: haha what does that entail
me: i was going to go to this expensive bar with my birthright friends and pretend to be a yuppie, but instead i’m going to a lesbian bar with a lesbian friend and pretending to be a lesbian. i think i can make as authentic of a lesbian as i can a yuppie.
Charlie: yes i could see that
me: it is rare to hear someone talk about brazzers in an intelligent way? isn’t it rare to hear someone talk about brazzers at all?
Charlie: no
my friends and i talk about it all the time
we all share that pw
me: joint porn subscription?
Charlie: i have one friend who very much agrees with your analysis so actually he and i have similar conversations
as the one you and i were having
but the rest of my friends just love to talk about big tits and facials and etc etc
my one friend just pays for it and we all use his pw
me: i wondered, when you said you knew the gay site was simultaneous login sensitive, whom you have shared gay porn with
ha, what a thoughtful friend
Charlie: well no one
but ive wanted to share it with some people
most of them not actually gay males
but that site is in fact quite sensitive
whereas brazzers couldnt care less
prob like 30 people use that pw at this point
the reason i like brazzers is because within the confines of what it does, it does it better than any other porn i can think of
(within those confines)
and i have seen a LOT of straight porn
actually no… i like college fuck fest and inthevip better, but those are somewhat niche and also thats mainly just because the guys are hotter and more “real”
me: and college fuck fest resembles rape rather than rape fantasy
it astounds me that a mostly gay guy would watch this
i do understand the ugly guy in porn thing, how it makes normal guys feel like they can get really hot, plastic chicks–it makes it more relatable to normal guys
Charlie: i dont want to see ugly guys in porn
at all
but yea that probably applies to some guys
(the black dude in inthevip is not doing any of the fucking)
haha
college fuck fest yes… there are some horrifying scenes
i mean ill be very honest and say that while i would never want to have that kind of sex with a girl (now im not talking about their across the line scenes, just their run of the mill scenes) i still get off seeing it
and that probably makes me a bad person
and about brazzers, what im saying is, as long as its going to have plastic women and a very porn star-ish type of guy, and very ultimately boring sex, they have the hottest plastic women, the hottest porn star-ish guys, the most hilarious/ingenious/entertaining “plots,” and the most interesting “boring” sex
me: hmm, i’m not sure if it makes you a bad person
Charlie: oh and the best site organization
which you mentioned
me: but one of my friends has good analysis of collegefuckfest, which is: “fucking passed out chicks would be boring”
ha ha, i suppose brazzers does have the superlatives in all those categories
there is one video i love, a hustler college invasions vid, that i think makes me a bad person
it is the frattiest thing ever, beer is poured and licked off pussy, but something about that vid in particular is so hot
porn preferences are so idiosyncratic
Charlie: right see i think you see what i see in it
im guessing
based on what you said about that video
and yea the kind of cff video i said i dont like is the ones where theyre passed out ha
i like it when the chick is going nuts
and the guy too of course
me: maybe i haven’t seen those cff vids, maybe i am missing out
Charlie: i can send you a few choice ones if youd like
large file sizes though
me: ha ha, i don’t know, i might fall asleep watching them
Charlie: hahaha
im an ADD porn watcher
i dont watch more than 5 seconds without moving the little thing ahead
unless its REALLY hot
me: you know you have an easy life when you fall asleep watching porn, out of boredom not exhaustion
Charlie: hahahah yeah
me: hmm, i do like the fast fowarding tool
Charlie: yes i use that ALL the time
me: have you ever seen a vid where if you rewind it is a diff vid?
Charlie: hmm no thats never happened
me: i have this vid where it happens. maybe i could actually send it to you over aim.
Charlie: that is so weird haha
but yeah sure im curious haha
oh and btw
regarding another thing about your msg
yes boy scout camp is pretty gay
but
well and that was hot
but
i feel like military and frat house videos are nearly always fuckin awful
because the whole point of things like frat houses and military and camps and whatever
is that its all so “innocent” and among people whod never otherwise be in a situation to get with a guy or want to
and like
having gruff tatooed porn stars who you know have had like 400 dicks in their ass just pretty much sucks all hotness out of it
me: ha ha, i see that. but i think there maybe are some innocent people who experiment at camp or in college when they’re wasted and horny, or whatever. i suppose it would just have to be handjobs and bjs, but you don’t like ass stuff anyway. i’m not sure all frat house/camp porn has to have gruff porn stars. military porn is maybe another story.
Charlie: yeah
well like i guess the point is just that its virtually impossible to recreate what truly made a camp/college/whatever hook-up hot in a porn movie
not that i would actually know since i never hooked up with someone in that kind of environment
i mean, yes i kissed 3 or 4 guys in college that werent (or claimed not to be) gay
yes i saw a D or two during boy scout camp
or at sleepovers
but nothing real ever actually happened
im still kind of bitter that i missed out on that
which i should probably get over
