Charlie: have you seen abby winters?

me: who is that?

Charlie: oh man

you’ll love that site

well

you won’t love that there isnt much straight on it

but youll like it

http://www.abbywinters.com/portal/

me: ooh, real women

Charlie: btw i was cracking up at your brazzers critique bc obv its all so true but so funny bc its so rare to hear someone talk about brazzers in an intelligent way

me: i’m actually going lesbian-shopping saturday night

Charlie: haha what does that entail

me: i was going to go to this expensive bar with my birthright friends and pretend to be a yuppie, but instead i’m going to a lesbian bar with a lesbian friend and pretending to be a lesbian. i think i can make as authentic of a lesbian as i can a yuppie.

Charlie: yes i could see that

me: it is rare to hear someone talk about brazzers in an intelligent way? isn’t it rare to hear someone talk about brazzers at all?

Charlie: no

my friends and i talk about it all the time

we all share that pw

me: joint porn subscription?

Charlie: i have one friend who very much agrees with your analysis so actually he and i have similar conversations

as the one you and i were having

but the rest of my friends just love to talk about big tits and facials and etc etc

my one friend just pays for it and we all use his pw

me: i wondered, when you said you knew the gay site was simultaneous login sensitive, whom you have shared gay porn with

ha, what a thoughtful friend

Charlie: well no one

but ive wanted to share it with some people

most of them not actually gay males

but that site is in fact quite sensitive

whereas brazzers couldnt care less

prob like 30 people use that pw at this point

the reason i like brazzers is because within the confines of what it does, it does it better than any other porn i can think of

(within those confines)

and i have seen a LOT of straight porn

actually no… i like college fuck fest and inthevip better, but those are somewhat niche and also thats mainly just because the guys are hotter and more “real”

me: and college fuck fest resembles rape rather than rape fantasy

it astounds me that a mostly gay guy would watch this

i do understand the ugly guy in porn thing, how it makes normal guys feel like they can get really hot, plastic chicks–it makes it more relatable to normal guys

Charlie: i dont want to see ugly guys in porn

at all

but yea that probably applies to some guys

(the black dude in inthevip is not doing any of the fucking)

haha

college fuck fest yes… there are some horrifying scenes

i mean ill be very honest and say that while i would never want to have that kind of sex with a girl (now im not talking about their across the line scenes, just their run of the mill scenes) i still get off seeing it

and that probably makes me a bad person

and about brazzers, what im saying is, as long as its going to have plastic women and a very porn star-ish type of guy, and very ultimately boring sex, they have the hottest plastic women, the hottest porn star-ish guys, the most hilarious/ingenious/entertaining “plots,” and the most interesting “boring” sex

me: hmm, i’m not sure if it makes you a bad person

Charlie: oh and the best site organization

which you mentioned

me: but one of my friends has good analysis of collegefuckfest, which is: “fucking passed out chicks would be boring”

ha ha, i suppose brazzers does have the superlatives in all those categories

there is one video i love, a hustler college invasions vid, that i think makes me a bad person

it is the frattiest thing ever, beer is poured and licked off pussy, but something about that vid in particular is so hot

porn preferences are so idiosyncratic

Charlie: right see i think you see what i see in it

im guessing

based on what you said about that video

and yea the kind of cff video i said i dont like is the ones where theyre passed out ha

i like it when the chick is going nuts

and the guy too of course

me: maybe i haven’t seen those cff vids, maybe i am missing out

Charlie: i can send you a few choice ones if youd like

large file sizes though

me: ha ha, i don’t know, i might fall asleep watching them

Charlie: hahaha

im an ADD porn watcher

i dont watch more than 5 seconds without moving the little thing ahead

unless its REALLY hot

me: you know you have an easy life when you fall asleep watching porn, out of boredom not exhaustion

Charlie: hahahah yeah

me: hmm, i do like the fast fowarding tool

Charlie: yes i use that ALL the time

me: have you ever seen a vid where if you rewind it is a diff vid?

Charlie: hmm no thats never happened

me: i have this vid where it happens. maybe i could actually send it to you over aim.

Charlie: that is so weird haha

but yeah sure im curious haha

oh and btw

regarding another thing about your msg

yes boy scout camp is pretty gay

but

well and that was hot

but

i feel like military and frat house videos are nearly always fuckin awful

because the whole point of things like frat houses and military and camps and whatever

is that its all so “innocent” and among people whod never otherwise be in a situation to get with a guy or want to

and like

having gruff tatooed porn stars who you know have had like 400 dicks in their ass just pretty much sucks all hotness out of it

me: ha ha, i see that. but i think there maybe are some innocent people who experiment at camp or in college when they’re wasted and horny, or whatever. i suppose it would just have to be handjobs and bjs, but you don’t like ass stuff anyway. i’m not sure all frat house/camp porn has to have gruff porn stars. military porn is maybe another story.

Charlie: yeah

well like i guess the point is just that its virtually impossible to recreate what truly made a camp/college/whatever hook-up hot in a porn movie

not that i would actually know since i never hooked up with someone in that kind of environment

i mean, yes i kissed 3 or 4 guys in college that werent (or claimed not to be) gay

yes i saw a D or two during boy scout camp

or at sleepovers

but nothing real ever actually happened

im still kind of bitter that i missed out on that

which i should probably get over