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the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference, part four
This exchange totally fascinated me because all of these years Charlie and I have discussed cum in less specific terms and I figured we were into the same things, i.e., that our shared love for precum generalized to other forms … Continue reading
the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference, part three
me: let me explain why i think this clip is an artistic marvel: Charlie: ok me: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=79c791b8b8c4b6adad16 forgive the title [“tight pigtailed teen jammed on the dinner table”] so, obv the thumbnail is amazing the amount of foreskin is too … Continue reading
the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference, part two
Charlie: have you seen abby winters? me: who is that? Charlie: oh man you’ll love that site well you won’t love that there isnt much straight on it but youll like it http://www.abbywinters.com/portal/ me: ooh, real women Charlie: btw i … Continue reading
the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference, part one
me: i think i’m going to be complicit in your accusations of blog verbosity, because i really can’t think of a more fitting title than “the idiosyncrasies of porn preferences” or “the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference” by the way, … Continue reading
no more dildos in the bathroom, part two
In high school, I gave my best friend an innocuous sex book (The Idiot’s Guide to Sex, coffee table edition, I think), and her mother prominently displayed it on her bookshelf. That summer, she left her desktop computer to her … Continue reading
my irrational fear of herpes
I have this irrational fear of herpes. I know you are thinking a fear of herpes isn’t unreasonable, but the amount of fear is immoderate given the mild nature of the fear-provoking stimulus. It isn’t herpes, itself, that I fear … Continue reading
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like mother, like daughter, part two
me: i think my mom has been with more guys then i have Daria: well, she is considerably older than you me: thanks for my weekly sexual humiliation, gossip girl! Daria: haha And here I thought I was a slut! … Continue reading
like mother, like daughter, part one
This week, the sidewalks of Gossip Girl were inhabited, as usual, by adults posing as teenagers. In a fit of adolescent immaturity, Lily and Rufus produce lists of their previous partners. But not to compare war stories (which, of course, … Continue reading
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ten years in hotel masturbation, a retrospective
My friends and I used to discuss whether we had ever masturbated ‘til we bled. There is that annoying sore thing, which is so self-perpetuating. Girls get sore so easily and once you are sore, you can feel your vagina … Continue reading
the viewership, part two
gchat status: genie might give you the link to her blog, if you ask really nicely jordan: oh pretty please! i don’t have enough blogs to read!! me: ha ha, i’m not sure if i am supposed to take … Continue reading
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