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Author Archives: indefenseofgettingoff
guys who love cock and lick pussy, part 3
I concocted a scheme and felt very pleased with myself. What could be a more consummate excuse to solicit pictures of Chuck’s monstrous cock? Fearing the public forum that is facebook, I sent him a message asking for his more … Continue reading
guys who love cock and lick pussy, part 2
He texted me two nights in a row, and I kept him waiting. In the meantime, I sent him a cell phone pic of his high school yearbook page. My lil’ bro went to the same school as he did. … Continue reading
guys who love cock and lick pussy, part 1
Life is full of sexual disappointment. I met him on okcupid and knew we wouldn’t work romantically. My expectations were super low. First of all, I didn’t think he was that attractive from his profile pics. He was too tall … Continue reading
the will to death
Why does getting dumped always feel like getting kicked in the face? Even if you have no long-term potential with the guy and the sex(ual experience) was kinda boring. Guys, I’m back. Sorta. I still feel like a shell of … Continue reading
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just curious, part two
OMFGLOLZANDOTHERINTERNETEXCLAMATIONSANDMAYBEEVENEMOTICONS!!! You may recall that a few months back FATFUCKEREMT JDate e-mailed me, soliciting my critique of his appeal (or lack thereof) and chastising me when I complied with his request. Over the past few months, he has periodically JDate … Continue reading
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Fling Flung, Part 5: Legal Matters
It is a seminal moment in every sex blogger’s life when she gets threatened with her first lawsuit. Unfortunately, I was not privy to the ancient proverb: “If you fuck a lawyer, he will fuck you.” A week had passed … Continue reading
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Eye Candy
Last night I fucked a guy with a glass eye: this is my midget story. Okay, I didn’t fly out to a glass eye convention or even an opthamological convention, so maybe it’s not quite the same. I did not … Continue reading
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Fling Flung, Part 4: The Wrap-Up
He never responded, but I put my thoughts on paper so I wasn’t stuck mulling over them indefinitely and exhaustively. If you asked me what two months amounted to, I could answer, veritably, “approximately 25 pages, sir.” The sections in … Continue reading
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Fling Flung, Part 3: Now that It’s Over
A week later I sent him a relatively contentless e-mail, explaining why I was hesitant to e-mail him back, rather than addressing his 5 points… GENIE: There are a few reasons I haven’t e-mailed you. Something about this seems so … Continue reading
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Fling Flung, Part 2: The Beginning of the End
I told him, in no uncertain terms, how he had upset me… GENIE: This is just about the sexual issues, because I’m more sensitive about sex than anything else and I’m more sensitive about sex than normal people. Everything else … Continue reading
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