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In Your Face

LIVE PORN Spring, 2006 Genie: hey nick, you know what i love about myself Genie: when most people look at porn they are like, this is like sex, but on tv… when i have sex i’m like, this is like … Continue reading

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Heart Shaped Vagina, Part 2

HEART SHAPED VAGINA, PART 2   OBJECTIONABLE MATERIAL December 31st, I sent Andy the link to my blog and he replied, “read the most recent post. excellent.” Thereby approving of my writing endeavor! February 16, 2009 Daria: true how was … Continue reading

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Heart Shaped Vagina, Part 1

HEART SHAPED VAGINA, PART 1   OBLIGATORY Ever the sexual opportunist, I organized a non-traditional Valentine’s Day party. Here’s an abridged version of the invite: Event: Not getting laid on Valentine’s Day? Tagline: A celebration of drinks and despair. Description: … Continue reading

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Vomit for Sex, Part 2

VOMIT FOR SEX, PART 2   MORNING AFTER (February 7, 2009) We woke up to sunshine soaking our bodies. You know that Cake lyric, “With fingernails that shine like justice.” His pubes shone like justice. They are ever brighter than … Continue reading

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Vomit for Sex, Part 1

VOMIT FOR SEX, PART 1 And now for a flashback to the heyday of my sexual shenanigans. Let’s turn the clock back to the eve of 2009.   December 31, 2008 Daria strongly encouraged me to hook up with Andy … Continue reading

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my pillow buddy: sad but true

me: so, in your humble opinion, is it too outrageous even for me to post pics of my cum-stained pillow on my blog? Jordan: see, i don’t see why you’re so embarrassed by the cum-stained pillow imo, you are choosing … Continue reading

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if it turns out you’re a bitch, i’d still fuck you

What I love about guys is, they love to be used. Case in point: My best friend had this party for which she sent out invites on facebook. One of the respondents—let’s call him “Andy”—had red hair. I thought, “How … Continue reading

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