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Author Archives: indefenseofgettingoff
a very scientific experiment, part three
I knew I had to do the responsible thing and confront the guy directly, although I don’t like going to people with unsubstantiated claims about medical problems that don’t even exist on the internet. I figured it didn’t make sense … Continue reading
a very scientific experiment, part two
I woke up to the faint trace of his musky man scent, a sore but satisfied vagina, and some drippy condoms to dispose of. Weeks later something horrifying happened: I went to empty my bedroom trash can because I was … Continue reading
a very scientific experiment, part one
Last time was emblematic of why we are sexually perfect for each other despite not being attracted to each other: We are co-conspirators. I called him late at night and he got the point. It was mutually understood that we … Continue reading
say hello to hector for me, part four
Months ago, I was invited to a pool party—at a hotel in Times Square—for Spring Break ’09, baby! It was upscale in that fourteen-dollar-passion-fruit-martini-served-with-a-‘tude sort of way and trashy in that end-up-with-a-stranger’s-penis-in-your-hand-in-a-swimming-pool sort of way. I brought my grad school … Continue reading
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no more dildos in the bathroom, part three
me: OMG, so i think my bro stole my porn! Charlie: stole? me: i have a few magazines that i never use because magazines do nothing for me but the other day i was just so fucking tired and lazy … Continue reading
my pillow buddy: sad but true
me: so, in your humble opinion, is it too outrageous even for me to post pics of my cum-stained pillow on my blog? Jordan: see, i don’t see why you’re so embarrassed by the cum-stained pillow imo, you are choosing … Continue reading
the ultimate win
me: did i tell you how after i fucked the red-haired kid (red-haired kid #1) on birthright, i told him it was a set up Alec: no, but you can tell me about it now me: well before birthright there … Continue reading
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porn nostalgia
me: do you know how to find scrambled porn? Charlie: like… what Spice used to be when we were kids? i mean that doesnt exist anymore with digital cable youd have to go to like… a hotel maybe me: i … Continue reading
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snuggies and scrambled porn
My friend posted this parody of a Snuggie commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVM1exSjEtk&videos=1cxRW2HQVD0&playnext_from=TL&playnext=1 To which I responded by posting: http://snuggiesightings.com/snuggie/ And: http://www.designersnuggies.com/flare/next/ Davey: that fills me with shame. Genie: ashamed because you own a bedazzled, leopard print snuggie or because we live in … Continue reading
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sexual shame
I received an inquiry to participate in an anonymous article on sexual shame and I thought I would share both the prompt and my response. Prompt: The subject of the feature is sex and shame—not shame about how your body looks … Continue reading
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