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Author Archives: indefenseofgettingoff
Elephanting
ELEPHANTING (February 2012) Clyde contacted me a bunch of times over the next few months, and I was able to defer indefinitely because I was legit not in the city. Must have followed my whereabouts on facebook, though. He knew … Continue reading
Special Now?
SPECIAL NOW? (October 2011) When I texted Davey to sow the seed for our ensuing encounter, I was very specific about our going out in public together. Me: You free tomorrow night? Davey: I have an early dinner with mom. … Continue reading
Twitter Dick
TWITTER DICK (OCTOBER 2011) If I were a character in Home Alone, I would be referred to as “les incompetents.” There’s no way my tiny body can handle his huge cock. Organ-crushing cannot even begin to describe it. We … Continue reading
Parts Intact
Parts Intact (October, 2011) When I was home, briefly, for a long weekend in October, I booked my fuck dates very carefully according to penis size. To ensure I could fit in as many guys as possible (literally, but not … Continue reading
Penis Lineup
PENIS LINEUP (August 2011) Me: Last night I slept with Clyde McManus. I suppose that is the quintessential NYC nightlife experience? Paul: Doesn’t count unless you checked in on Foursquare. But omg why did you do that? Me: Ha ha, … Continue reading
Pool Party
POOL PARTY (August 2011) Literally impossible to go to the (ironically named) Grace Hotel and not get fingered. Just so slippery…. Whoopsies! Hey, kids, get stoked! “Pool party, baby, it was a cool party, cool pool party la la la … Continue reading
Frigid Vagina
FRIGID VAGINA (August 2011) I ignored Davey of moral outrage fame indefinitely, assuming he knew why. Davey: Why the cold shoulder? Me: You mean the frigid vagina? Davey: I wasn’t commenting on the temperature of your vagina. Sent him the … Continue reading
Who Wants to Fuck a Small Town Girl?
Who Wants to Fuck a Small Town Girl? (August 2011) When I told my de facto, grad school thesis advisor I wanted to go to med school, she questioned, “Are you suuuure? Do you know what getting no sleep is … Continue reading
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In Exile
Let’s play a little catch up. Sure, I’ve been on blog hiatus for 2 ½ years. Before my past year of medical misery, I was getting fucked, despite my best efforts not to. Seriously guys, I tried not to have … Continue reading
guys who love cock and lick pussy, part 4
Since our mediocre encounter, my need to get off increased astronomically. Half of me was like, I guess he sensitized me to sex and now I’m into it again. Makes sense considering I can’t really get into porn if I … Continue reading
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